The following account may appear to be just another unsolved UFO story but to those following this blog's content closely we know it calls for practical application of phunny physics and mystical math.

Source: La Razon (newspaper); Joseph Trainor produced the following bulletin for UFO ROUNDUP

In August 1962, the newspaper La Razon of Buenos Aires ran an astounding story. An OVNI (Spanish acronym for UFO) had landed at the airfield in Camba Punat, in the province of Corrientes.

According to La Razon, airport manager Luis Harvey was warned by his radar operators that an unannounced airplane was about to land. Running out on the runway, Harvey saw "a luminous object" circling the runway at high speed. Suddenly, the object came down and hovered four feet off the asphalt. Harvey and a dozen other witnesses described it as "a completely spherical body that hovered, spinning on its axis, a few feet above the runway." All the while, the UFO
emitted blinding green, orange and blue lights."

As Harvey and his crew approached the UFO, it soared upward and "vanished at staggering speed."

This, however, was only a warm-up to the big event...

On December 20, 1962, at approximately 2:15 a.m., radar operator Jose Besutti was staring at his scope in the Flight Control Tower at Ezeiza International Airport, just west of Buenos Aires. Suddenly, he saw an unidentified blip and contacted airport manager Horacio Alora. As the tower crew watched, the UFO landed right smack dab on Ezeiza's main runway.

Grabbing a pair of binoculars, Alora spotted a silvery disc-shaped UFO sitting on the runway 2,000 meters (600 yards) from the tower. An "hombrecito" (little man) climbed out and walked around on the asphalt as if it were a road. The UFO had flashing red and white lights.

Just then, the tower radio squawked, "This is Pan-Am 609 Heavy, nonstop jet service from Rio de Janeiro, coming in on final approach."

"Madre de Dios!" Alora shouted, "Tell him not to land."

As one operator raced to the radio, the tower crew heard another transmission from the four-engined Pan American DC-8. "Ezeiza Tower, this is PanAm 609 Heavy. Just passing the outer marker."

Grabbing the microphone himself, Alora shouted, "PanAm, go around! Repeat, go around! Do not attempt to land."

"Passing the inner marker," the pilot said, "Jesus H. Christ! Who left that truck on the runway!?"

"That's no truck!" Alora shouted, "It's a flying saucer!"

Besutti and the others opened the tower windows and began yelling at the UFO occupant (or the clueless truck driver, emphasis mine). "Get out of there! Hurry!"

The occupant simply stood there. Just then, the big jetliner dropped out of the overcast, lights on and engines whining--startled by the sight of the DC-8 descending toward him, the occupant dashed back to the UFO. A hatch popped open in the bottom hemisphere, and he dove through it.

Suddenly, the UFO began glowing. As the DC-8 touched down, it rose to a height of 600 meters (1,980 feet) and then zoomed eastward toward Uruguay "at a vertiginous (dizzying) speed." Five seconds later, the DC-8 on its rollout rushed right over the spot where the UFO occupant had been standing.

Here it is in pictures:

Here it is in other words:

About 2 am on December 20 1962, Fred has a brain (brane) fart and decides to get out of his light duty vehicle and check his engine right in the middle of runway 11-29. There is a DC-8 approaching with so many souls on board and no way to convince the tower crew that they have all fallen asleep and are all having the same bad dream, so it came to pass that a window into another dimension opened up to allow Fred time to clear the runway before his poor judgement ruins Christmas for everyone involved.

For homework: Determine the true location of this alternate dimension and actual "vertiginous" land speed Fred was able to "fly" east toward Uruguay.


  1. WOW!!! I mean after that who can say what?

  2. Aliens live in our Earth's atmosphere
    Every Saturday, when the weather is good, I GO TO Manhattan (Columbus Circle & Time Warner Center) to show people AFOs (Aliens Flying Object) in the night sky after sunset. Hundreds of people saw AFOs the way I described them in my article. Be one of them.

    For the first time in human history, I present here incontrovertible evidence of existence of hundreds of thousands of UFO in the Earth's atmosphere, which can be seen by any person in any part of the world at any time. ..

  3. If E.T. does exist, why would he come to Earth? We make war, we don’t trust our government, we are wastful, our tech. would be child’s play to space travelers. We have fast food, and worst of all we use money. Would you come to earth if you could travel the stars. Get me off this rock!

  4. The short answer is they go where He sends them...

    وَلَهُ الْجَوَارِ الْمُنشَآتُ فِي الْبَحْرِ كَالْأَعْلَامِ 55:24

    55:24 And His are the lofty ships like mountains in the Sea (His Insignia).

    Pleas see posting on USOs

  5. By the way; in the US you the people are the government and if you don't like what your government is doing then STOP; recall every seat in the House and Senate--or write them that is what you intend to do if they don't STOP doing what you don't like. Your technology isn't so bad, just takes a while to get to market and if your mentality/psyche isn't where it shoud be advanced technology is just going to do you more harm than good, ie. Nuclear Power turned to Nuclear weapons...Fast food isn't so bad if you watch what goes into it and neither is money--trading in kyne (cattle) can become a tad cumbersome; what do you think?

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  7. no need to shout...don't you guys have anything better to do?

  8. It appears that all UFO sightings defy known physics applications. If this is so, then a new approach to physics should involve what can be called," slippery physics ", as there is no known way that we with our knowledge can explain what is seen or encountered.
    "Fuzzy physics", would allow for all that is seen,heard or otherwise encountered and not understood.
    "Extra Physics", can offer some solace to those whose encounters are not believable by many if not all.
    With,Slippery Physics; Fuzzy Physics; and Extra Physics and with their related categories and subsets, we can go beyond logic based interpretations of sighting phenomenon.
    Much can be said and added to the above, but we all seem to base our current interpretations on presently known knowledge.
    Knowledge can be added to by free thinking and extrapolation for tangental conclusions.
    Have Fun!
    "...is anybody there ? " "Hello out there...."

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