Showing posts with label Constellations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Constellations. Show all posts

15.6.13

Why I Am Weird

But my Mother is Flat Out Scary!

Enough Stuff About the Wife (I really tried not to take it personally for over 17 years, but since they started using my name I find that they really may not know what they are doing after all--I thought it was just a hazing process).

{Addendum: September 9, 2013 20:13; You know, 'Dex', you may think it's been about a year since you last saw me, but I assure you that it has been only about 6 months since I saw you last in the vicinity of Union Station, downtown LA. And while you may think me an old lady, I assure you my age is appropriate to that of what I know to be my children who are now in their 20's--besides, I wasn't under the impression that I am trying to impress you--Steve0 is very outspoken when it comes to such matters...And while it is only my age that you find remarkable, I seem to recall your eyes were a clearer, larger, blue than the grey-blue ones you had when I saw you on the bus this evening.}

I cannot knowingly violate any of the following tenets although I can unequivocally say my erstwhile and challenger 'husbands' are in rank violation of all of the following:

Quran Chapter and Verse

Surah 2 Al-Baqara (The Cow)

وَلاَ تَنكِحُواْ الْمُشْرِكَاتِ حَتَّى يُؤْمِنَّ
وَلأَمَةٌ مُّؤْمِنَةٌ خَيْرٌ مِّن مُّشْرِكَةٍ وَلَوْ أَعْجَبَتْكُمْ
وَلاَ تُنكِحُواْ الْمُشِرِكِينَ حَتَّى يُؤْمِنُواْ
 وَلَعَبْدٌ مُّؤْمِنٌ خَيْرٌ مِّن مُّشْرِكٍ وَلَوْ أَعْجَبَكُمْ
أُوْلَـئِكَ يَدْعُونَ إِلَى النَّارِ
 وَاللّهُ يَدْعُوَ إِلَى الْجَنَّةِ وَالْمَغْفِرَةِ بِإِذْنِهِ
وَيُبَيِّنُ آيَاتِهِ لِلنَّاسِ لَعَلَّهُمْ يَتَذَكَّرُونَ (2:221
2:221 And do not marry idolatresses until they believe;
For, a believing bond woman is better than an idolatress though she please you;
and do not marry idolaters until they believe;
for a believing bond man is better than an idolater though he please you.
These beckon you to the fire (Hell),
and God Calls you to the Garden (Eden) and Forgiveness by His Grace.
And He expounds His Revelations to mankind (nas) so that they may reflect (on them, consider them).


وَإِذَا طَلَّقْتُمُ النَّسَاء فَبَلَغْنَ أَجَلَهُنَّ فَأَمْسِكُوهُنَّ بِمَعْرُوفٍ
 أَوْ سَرِّحُوهُنَّ بِمَعْرُوفٍ
وَلاَ تُمْسِكُوهُنَّ ضِرَارًا لَّتَعْتَدُواْ وَمَن يَفْعَلْ ذَلِكَ فَقَدْ ظَلَمَ نَفْسَهُ 
وَلاَ تَتَّخِذُوَاْ آيَاتِ اللّهِ هُزُوًا وَاذْكُرُواْ نِعْمَتَ اللّهِ عَلَيْكُمْ
 وَمَا أَنزَلَ عَلَيْكُمْ مِّنَ الْكِتَابِ وَالْحِكْمَةِ يَعِظُكُم بِهِ
وَاتَّقُواْ اللّهَ
 وَاعْلَمُواْ أَنَّ اللّهَ بِكُلِّ شَيْءٍ عَلِيمٌ (2:231
2:231 And when you divorce women, and they reach the end of the ordained waiting period, retain them in a fair manner or release them in a fair manner.
But DO NOT keep them against their will only to hurt them, for whoever does this indeed sins against their own self (SteveH., a playback of what the in-house close-circuit camera captured of  my ER visit to Cedar Sinai on or about April 19-20, 2013, and keep quiet please, once and for all.)
And do not take God's Signs in jest and remember God's Grace over you,
And whatever is Revealed to you of the Book (Scripture), and the discernment (wisdom, good judgment) He admonishes you within it.
And remain conscious of God,
and know that God is truly Aware of Everything (Omniscient).

وَلاَ جُنَاحَ عَلَيْكُمْ فِيمَا عَرَّضْتُم بِهِ مِنْ خِطْبَةِ النِّسَاء
أَوْ أَكْنَنتُمْ فِي أَنفُسِكُمْ
عَلِمَ اللّهُ أَنَّكُمْ سَتَذْكُرُونَهُنَّ
وَلَـكِن
لاَّ تُوَاعِدُوهُنَّ سِرًّا إِلاَّ أَن تَقُولُواْ قَوْلاً مَّعْرُوفًا
 وَلاَ تَعْزِمُواْ عُقْدَةَ النِّكَاحِ حَتَّىَ يَبْلُغَ الْكِتَابُ أَجَلَهُ
وَاعْلَمُواْ أَنَّ اللّهَ يَعْلَمُ مَا فِي أَنفُسِكُمْ
 فَاحْذَرُوهُ وَاعْلَمُواْ أَنَّ اللّهَ غَفُورٌ حَلِيمٌ (2:235
2:235 And you incur no blame if you openly make a marriage proposal to [any of] these women, or if you keep such intentions to yourself.
God knows that you intend to marry them.
But,
Do not plight your troth with them in secret, except to speak to them in a decent (known, polite) manner. 
(What about Your clandestine conversation with Me at RFD on June 23, 2013 was decent, or polite?--Inflammatory and vulgar was more like it and that's why the tacit retort in-kind, and I was surprised your companion actually apprised You I thought as much--I'm entitled to keep my own private counsel).
And do not proceed with tying the marriage-knot before the proscribed period has come to its end. (Typically on the order of 4 months unless the woman is pregnant--not decades!)
And know that God Knows what is in your inner-selves (souls).
Therefore, remain conscious of Him and know, too, that God is Forgiving, Forbearing.

وَإِن طَلَّقْتُمُوهُنَّ مِن قَبْلِ أَن تَمَسُّوهُنَّ
وَقَدْ فَرَضْتُمْ لَهُنَّ فَرِيضَةً فَنِصْفُ مَا فَرَضْتُمْ
إَلاَّ أَن يَعْفُونَ أَوْ يَعْفُوَ الَّذِي بِيَدِهِ عُقْدَةُ النِّكَاحِ
وَأَن تَعْفُواْ أَقْرَبُ لِلتَّقْوَى وَلاَ تَنسَوُاْ الْفَضْلَ بَيْنَكُمْ
 إِنَّ اللّهَ بِمَا تَعْمَلُونَ بَصِيرٌ (2:237
2:237 And should you divorce them before you touch them (consummate the marriage),
and you have given them their dowries, then half of what you pledge (belongs to them),
unless they (the women) agree to forego it, or he who holds the marriage tie agrees to forgo his half.
To forgo it draws you closer to piety (taqwa), and do not be remiss in the promises you make amongst yourselves.
Indeed, God Is Witness over whatever you do.

Surah 4 An-Nisa (The Women)

وَآتُواْ النَّسَاء صَدُقَاتِهِنَّ نِحْلَةً
فَإِن طِبْنَ لَكُمْ عَن شَيْءٍ مِّنْهُ نَفْسًا
 فَكُلُوهُ هَنِيئًا مَّرِيئًا (4:4
4:4 And give the women (you marry) their marriage portion in the spirit of a free gift,
and should they gift you a portion of it of their own will, (i.e., do not coerce or defraud them of it)
absorb it as your own wealth and enjoy it.

وَابْتَلُواْ الْيَتَامَى حَتَّىَ إِذَا بَلَغُواْ النِّكَاحَ
فَإِنْ آنَسْتُم مِّنْهُمْ رُشْدًا
 فَادْفَعُواْ إِلَيْهِمْ أَمْوَالَهُمْ وَلاَ تَأْكُلُوهَا إِسْرَافًا وَبِدَارًا أَن يَكْبَرُواْ
 وَمَن كَانَ غَنِيًّا فَلْيَسْتَعْفِفْ
 وَمَن كَانَ فَقِيرًا فَلْيَأْكُلْ بِالْمَعْرُوفِ
 فَإِذَا دَفَعْتُمْ إِلَيْهِمْ أَمْوَالَهُمْ فَأَشْهِدُواْ عَلَيْهِمْ
وَكَفَى بِاللّهِ حَسِيبًا (4:6
4:6 And challenge (test to prove) orphans until they reach marriageable age;
should you find them to be of sound judgment,
then pay them their inheritance and do not consume their wealth wastefully and in haste before they grow up. (This is rather self-serving, but I am leveling this blame squarely on my children's father.)
If (the guardian) is rich, abstain generously (from using the orphans' due),
and if (the guardian) is needy, spend conscientiously.
And when you deliver their inheritance (wealth, money) to them, have a witness present.
And it suffices that God Takes Account (Reckons, Reconciles).

Get Fuzzy July 8, 2013
Not exactly relevant to what's here, but may answer the question,
 'Is that why this Yves so Jealous?
"Jealous Inbreds"
(Who is he/she anyway?)
حُرِّمَتْ عَلَيْكُمْ أُمَّهَاتُكُمْ وَبَنَاتُكُمْ وَأَخَوَاتُكُمْ وَعَمَّاتُكُمْ وَخَالاَتُكُمْ
وَبَنَاتُ الأَخِ وَبَنَاتُ الأُخْتِ
وَأُمَّهَاتُكُمُ اللاَّتِي أَرْضَعْنَكُمْ وَأَخَوَاتُكُم مِّنَ الرَّضَاعَةِ
وَأُمَّهَاتُ نِسَآئِكُمْ وَرَبَائِبُكُمُ اللاَّتِي فِي حُجُورِكُم مِّن نِّسَآئِكُمُ اللاَّتِي دَخَلْتُم بِهِنَّ
 فَإِن لَّمْ تَكُونُواْ دَخَلْتُم بِهِنَّ فَلاَ جُنَاحَ عَلَيْكُمْ
وَحَلاَئِلُ أَبْنَائِكُمُ الَّذِينَ مِنْ أَصْلاَبِكُمْ
وَأَن تَجْمَعُواْ بَيْنَ الأُخْتَيْنِ إَلاَّ مَا قَدْ سَلَفَ
 إِنَّ اللّهَ كَانَ غَفُورًا رَّحِيمًا (4:23
4:23 Prohibited (Forbidden) to you are your mothers and your daughters and your sisters and your paternal aunts and your maternal aunts,
and (nieces, both) the daughters of your brothers and the daughters of your sisters,
and your wet-nurses, and your sisters who shared wet-nurses,
and the mothers of your wives (mothers-in-law), and daughters under your protection born of women whom you have conjugal ties,
but if you have no conjugal relations (with their mothers), there is no sin (in marrying their daughters). and (also forbidden are) the wives of your biological sons and to join between sisters (together), except for what's been in the past.
Indeed, God Is Forgiving, Merciful.
(See, the problem I am having with SteveH? I know He is married (and not to me, but it may be to my late great sister), and I am no home wrecker. But if I am still mistaken about that, I would have to be an alien to not fall under any of these prohibitions--which brings up the whole interspecies thing in which case I am no Captain Kirk, either).


 Surah 5 Al-Ma'idah (The Table Spread)

الْيَوْمَ أُحِلَّ لَكُمُ الطَّيِّبَاتُ
وَطَعَامُ الَّذِينَ أُوتُواْ الْكِتَابَ
حِلٌّ لَّكُمْ وَطَعَامُكُمْ حِلُّ لَّهُمْ
وَالْمُحْصَنَاتُ مِنَ الْمُؤْمِنَاتِ وَالْمُحْصَنَاتُ مِنَ الَّذِينَ أُوتُواْ الْكِتَابَ مِن قَبْلِكُمْ
إِذَا آتَيْتُمُوهُنَّ أُجُورَهُنَّ مُحْصِنِينَ غَيْرَ مُسَافِحِينَ
وَلاَ مُتَّخِذِي أَخْدَانٍ
 وَمَن يَكْفُرْ بِالإِيمَانِ فَقَدْ حَبِطَ عَمَلُهُ
وَهُوَ فِي الآخِرَةِ مِنَ الْخَاسِرِينَ (5:5
5:5 Today lawful to you are all the good things.
And the food of those given Scripture (before you)
is lawful for you, and your food is lawful for them.
And so are the virtuous women of the believers and the virtuous women of those who received the Scripture before you (lawful for you),
once you give them their marriage portions and live with them honorably, and not in fornication.
And not take them as secret liaisons. (See? Right here, SteveH-- popping into my kitchen (or foot of my bed) as the 'Invisible Man' (aka I_M) is not allowed--even if  you don't care who 'she' is or just to thank me for the 'invisibility cloak').
And whoever belies the faith, his works are in vain,
and he (she/they) will be among the losers in the Hereafter.

 Surah 24 Al-Nour (The Light)
وَلْيَسْتَعْفِفِ الَّذِينَ لَا يَجِدُونَ نِكَاحًا حَتَّى يُغْنِيَهُمْ اللَّهُ مِن فَضْلِهِ
 وَالَّذِينَ يَبْتَغُونَ الْكِتَابَ مِمَّا مَلَكَتْ أَيْمَانُكُمْ فَكَاتِبُوهُمْ إِنْ عَلِمْتُمْ فِيهِمْ خَيْرًا
 وَآتُوهُم مِّن مَّالِ اللَّهِ الَّذِي آتَاكُمْ
وَلَا تُكْرِهُوا فَتَيَاتِكُمْ عَلَى الْبِغَاء
 إِنْ أَرَدْنَ تَحَصُّنًا لِّتَبْتَغُوا عَرَضَ الْحَيَاةِ الدُّنْيَا وَمَن يُكْرِههُّنَّ
فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ مِن بَعْدِ إِكْرَاهِهِنَّ غَفُورٌ رَّحِيمٌ (24:33
24:33 And those not having the means to marry shall keep chaste until God grants them means out of His bounty.
And if any of those whom you rightfully possess desire a deed (of freedom), write it out for them if you are aware of any goodness in them. (Uh-oh, is someone's virtue being called into question?)
And give them [their share] of God's wealth that He has given you.
And do not, in order to gain some of the fleeting pleasures of this worldly life, coerce your maidens into whoredom when they prefer chastity.
And if anyone should coerce them, then, verily, after they have been compelled,
God will Forgive them and Be Merciful to them.

وَالْقَوَاعِدُ مِنَ النِّسَاء اللَّاتِي لَا يَرْجُونَ نِكَاحًا
 فَلَيْسَ عَلَيْهِنَّ جُنَاحٌ أَن يَضَعْنَ ثِيَابَهُنَّ غَيْرَ مُتَبَرِّجَاتٍ بِزِينَةٍ
وَأَن يَسْتَعْفِفْنَ خَيْرٌ لَّهُنَّ
 وَاللَّهُ سَمِيعٌ عَلِيمٌ (24:60
24:60 And those women advanced in years (past childbearing) that have no request (hope) for marriage, are blameless should they shed their outer garments without showcasing their adornments (beauty). (According to a recent encounter with one of my brothers who said, "OMG, You're really old!"--that's that about the marriage prospects, and hopefully puts an end to the 'dead-ended wife' routine that leaves me without so much as a dinner companion).
If they refrain (from doing so) it is better for them,
For God is All-Hearing, Omniscient.

 Surah 25 Al-Furqan (The Criterion)
وَهُوَ الَّذِي خَلَقَ مِنَ الْمَاء بَشَرًا
 فَجَعَلَهُ نَسَبًا وَصِهْرًا
 وَكَانَ رَبُّكَ قَدِيرًا (25:54
25:54 And He it is Who Created man from water (ma'),
and made for him lineage by blood and lineage by marriage; (And both my erstwhile and SteveH 'husbands' managed to break both my ties of kith and kin for me--in fact, SteveH brags about it. 'I divorced her!' He said. and rattles off a litany of other things He did to 'pss Her of', including availing himself of her personal possessions like her iphone.  So why the 'wife.ly' pursuit thereafter? Usually, it's a mutual parting of the ways. And given how you are so proud of Your efforts to sour me on the whole marriage concept, why spoil the desired outcome? I never went back once I got my walking papers, despite those in your camp saying, "Most people would just return home."--Like, duh! You all think I didn't hear you planning to get me thrown out of my house? I just know not to engage in a losing battle with unknown entities of questionable motives),
for your Lord is Almighty (Omnipotent).

 Surah 33 Al-Ahzab (The Confederates)
وَإِذْ تَقُولُ لِلَّذِي أَنْعَمَ اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَأَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِ أَمْسِكْ عَلَيْكَ زَوْجَكَ وَاتَّقِ اللَّهَ وَتُخْفِي فِي نَفْسِكَ مَا اللَّهُ مُبْدِيهِ وَتَخْشَى النَّاسَ وَاللَّهُ أَحَقُّ أَن تَخْشَاهُ فَلَمَّا قَضَى زَيْدٌ مِّنْهَا وَطَرًا زَوَّجْنَاكَهَا لِكَيْ لَا يَكُونَ عَلَى الْمُؤْمِنِينَ حَرَجٌ فِي أَزْوَاجِ أَدْعِيَائِهِمْ إِذَا قَضَوْا مِنْهُنَّ وَطَرًا وَكَانَ أَمْرُ اللَّهِ مَفْعُولًا (33:37)
33:37...cannot read this without all the blood draining from me, due to my understanding of the phrase 'wife of Your adopted Son'--I confirm I heard as much as far back as April/May/June 1992. See? You had Your chance to tell me, but despite sage advice coming from all quarters that You "have to just tell Her!' You elected not to give me a modicum of consideration, and the reason why the curtain on this Fellini opera has to draw to a certain, sure, unequivocal close!

يَا أَيُّهَا النَّبِيُّ إِنَّا أَحْلَلْنَا لَكَ أَزْوَاجَكَ اللَّاتِي آتَيْتَ أُجُورَهُنَّ وَمَا مَلَكَتْ يَمِينُكَ مِمَّا أَفَاء اللَّهُ عَلَيْكَ وَبَنَاتِ عَمِّكَ وَبَنَاتِ عَمَّاتِكَ وَبَنَاتِ خَالِكَ وَبَنَاتِ خَالَاتِكَ اللَّاتِي هَاجَرْنَ مَعَكَ وَامْرَأَةً مُّؤْمِنَةً إِن وَهَبَتْ نَفْسَهَا لِلنَّبِيِّ إِنْ أَرَادَ النَّبِيُّ أَن يَسْتَنكِحَهَا خَالِصَةً لَّكَ مِن دُونِ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ قَدْ عَلِمْنَا مَا فَرَضْنَا عَلَيْهِمْ فِي أَزْوَاجِهِمْ وَمَا مَلَكَتْ أَيْمَانُهُمْ لِكَيْلَا يَكُونَ عَلَيْكَ حَرَجٌ وَكَانَ اللَّهُ غَفُورًا رَّحِيمًا (33:50
33:50 (This just establishes that only the Prophet's (pbuh) wives are His wives, and not me or anyone else. I listened carefully after that last comment on Sign 33:37 posted, and for the first time in a long time, after hearing my name, I heard a Silence. 
Clearly, to say that my inexplicable behavior is because I am 'sleep deprived' or 'hurt' is an obfuscation on Your part, don't You think?)

{BTW, now that my brothers are in on it, the more I hear, "Your wife is beautiful," the more frequently my brothers interject with, "Steve is a Monster!"   Almost makes me wanna stick around and see that movie after all.}

And in the final analysis, why this whole husband/wife thing is a moot point between Us.

Surah 60 Al.Mumtahina (The Examined/Tested/Tried Woman)
يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا
إِذَا جَاءكُمُ الْمُؤْمِنَاتُ مُهَاجِرَاتٍ فَامْتَحِنُوهُنَّ
اللَّهُ أَعْلَمُ بِإِيمَانِهِنَّ
 فَإِنْ عَلِمْتُمُوهُنَّ مُؤْمِنَاتٍ فَلَا تَرْجِعُوهُنَّ إِلَى الْكُفَّارِ
لَا هُنَّ حِلٌّ لَّهُمْ وَلَا هُمْ يَحِلُّونَ لَهُنَّ
 وَآتُوهُم مَّا أَنفَقُوا
وَلَا جُنَاحَ عَلَيْكُمْ أَن تَنكِحُوهُنَّ إِذَا آتَيْتُمُوهُنَّ أُجُورَهُنَّ
 وَلَا تُمْسِكُوا بِعِصَمِ الْكَوَافِرِ
وَاسْأَلُوا مَا أَنفَقْتُمْ وَلْيَسْأَلُوا مَا أَنفَقُوا
ذَلِكُمْ حُكْمُ اللَّهِ يَحْكُمُ بَيْنَكُمْ وَاللَّهُ عَلِيمٌ حَكِيمٌ (60:10
60:10 O, All You Believers (The Faithful)!
Should believing women migrate (come) to you, examine them (try them/test their faith),
God Knows of their Fidelity (Faithfulness, Belief).
And if you know them to be Believers, Do Not return them to the infidels (unfaithful).
They (these women) are prohibited (not marriageable) to them and they (the nonbelievers) are prohibited (not marriageable) to them (these believing women).
And give them (pay them) whatever they had to pay (earned) {yup, don't just pop in and out bragging about how you got me working 24/7 for nothing and then say how you all feel so sorry about it!}
And it is not a sin for you to marry them once you've compensated them 
And do not cling in defense of the nonbelievers (unfaithful).
And ask them for whatever you have spent, just as they can ask for whatever they spent.
This is God's Ordinance. He Judges Amongst You, and God Is All-Knowing, Wise.

The compensation in this case is not a dowry, but payment for services rendered and that's why I put up with the snide remarks about  my 'working girl' status.

Surah 15 Hijr (Rocky Tracts, aka Rocky Road)
وَلَقَدْ جَعَلْنَا فِي السَّمَاء بُرُوجًا وَزَيَّنَّاهَا لِلنَّاظِرِينَ (15:16
وَحَفِظْنَاهَا مِن كُلِّ شَيْطَانٍ رَّجِيمٍ (15:17
إِلاَّ مَنِ اسْتَرَقَ السَّمْعَ فَأَتْبَعَهُ شِهَابٌ مُّبِينٌ (15:18

Get Fuzzy
July 2013
'Object d'Audi'
15:16 Thus We Created in the Heavens (Sky) Constellations (Zodiac) and Beautified it (bedecked it) for the beholders (watchers) {And the Sky's Earth-bound astronomical analogs, cars like the: Chevy Nova, Equinox; Ford Galaxy, Orion, Taurus; Hyundai Equus (close enough to Equuleus and associated Pegasus); Mazda; Mitsubishi Eclipse; Oldsmobile Aurora; Opal Astra; Mercury; Saturn; Toyota Celica, Solaria; and Subaru (Pleiades). And the Earthly stratosphere-bound 'heavenly analogs' like Boeing's Aurora.}
15:17 And We Secured them from every cast out satanic (force)
15:18 Except (Unless/but/then) those who stealthily (remotely) listen (can hear, to learn),  are followed/pursued by an obvious/clear/evident shooting star/meteorologic phenomenon/meteor...


The fact is, SteveH, this is a job like any other, and now that I'm caught up in it, I don't want to be enmeshed with a bunch of slavers. The job description is 'path finder' (ie., scout, trail blazer--You know exactly what that means--I've even started logging license plates) at this level and why the expectation is payment for services rendered--without having to hear your wives' instructions as how I should go about giving you 'lip service'--which in fact falls within your own wives' job description, so kindly have them not get the office help involved in such personal matters.

Surah 48 Al.Fathh
إِنَّا فَتَحْنَا لَكَ فَتْحًا مُّبِينًا (48:1

Surah 110 An.Nasr
إِذَا جَاء نَصْرُ اللَّهِ وَالْفَتْحُ (110:1 
110:1 If/should/As long as God's Succor and Victory/Solution/Easement==pathway comes to you,
وَرَأَيْتَ النَّاسَ يَدْخُلُونَ فِي دِينِ اللَّهِ أَفْوَاجًا (110:2
110:2 And you see/observe the people (Nas/communities) entering into God's Religion/Judgment/Decree en masse (in crowds, throngs, troops, battalions...)
{It becomes very tricky to not take it personally and get all paranoid at the onset...what with all these followers in hot pursuit--obviously it's not because they want a date!}

You all but ruined my down time at the gym with the non-stop chatter and unsolicited inane opinions and comments you all freely make in yoga class and in the ladies' locker room.

And You, and this is personal, You know who you are, the very vocal one with the 'you are my wife' single-sound-byte mantra, cramped my social life to such an effect that I can't even get a dinner date around here.

Presumably all these individuals (both men and women) who want to befriend me and solicit my number, can't get through to my cell phone because 'circuits busy' signals--really, which cellular network with its multi-path, multi-cell, multi-telecommunication satellite (constellations) can produce that kind of heavily trafficked tie-up to my socially retarded cell phone? Hmmmm, very interesting.

{July 1, 2013--Based on that comment You made in passing, am I correct in assuming You don't like the dress I wore to breakfast this morning?

--ahem, Yes, i am peaceful, my Brother just made the scene and I am trying very hard not to bust out laughing that I hear ewes guys saying 'I wanna f** this woman all my life,' with all these nubile co-eds around---THAT's why I tell my brothers before they do anything else, on hearing this dabat (dabin) from the Earth, to take a minute to form the appropriate RESPONSE and DO NOT JUST REACT--he/she/it does sound like a real CREEP!

--I am about to cave in to the CREEP! All right already! Just give me the address and phone number and i will be there in the morning.}


4.11.12

Trix Question


Q:  How many non-Cooper Union Computer Engineers does it take to tune this system?
A:  All of them!
Ah.All, Again...
Q: And how many Cooper Union Computer Engineers do I need?
A: Just one, Hhheenryyyyy!
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Ahem, St%*#; it's not gonna work if You throw your voice over other people--this morning it was Frank!
So, excuse me for being non-responsive by giving You the Silent Treatment.

Just like yesterday's, 'Are You Blind?'

I heard You project from one corner of the coffee shop on my way out of there.

Here's the answer back in case You are Deaf!

"No, I'm not blind! But I'm not Stupid, either!"

Oh! So, I now hear You callin' me a Genus!

I take it we can both finally move on, now that our short-lived mutual infatuation has worn off, unless You are envisioning some sort of inter-species interactionGenus,  eh?

The modern human species comprises the only extant species of the genus - Homo sapiens; and now that I Am a Genus, (Genus, He Says!), by its very definition, that makes  Me the Alien!

An apt description, ar.  وصف  w.ss.f,  considering what this post is all about.

But all inanity aside, I will now attempt to describe  ( وصف) how information is never lost, only masked (it is preserved in the Zero Point Field).

And it only takes for someone to be well versed in a chosen area of interest to See It for What It Is--should one subscribe to Mr. Bremby's pseudo-randomness philosophy underlying motor vehicle license plates.

An attempt or demonstration on my part to illustrate as much since "He Indicates (Instructs/Demonstrates/Pictures) Using 119."

(BTW, thank You for the g'mmee ("For you," He said), it was so nice to see You the other evening  KIDR1--had we met prior to that occasion?)

Let's Pretend I AM A Quran Maven for the Purposes of This Example!

The possible combinations using the string triad 119, reading left-to-right, without transposing the numbers:

1; 1:1; 1:19.  11; 11:9.  119;

Surah 1 has only 7 Verses and there are only 114 Surahs in the Quran, leaving Chapter 1, Verse 1:1 and Chapter 11,  and Verse 11:9 as viable Surah and Sign substrings.

In the interest of saving Time and Space, I will only parse out the individual Signs and leave the whole Surahs for when I can devote more attention to this speculative realm than that allotted between dinner and bedtime, wield a staff of umpteen many, and have a wee bit more computing power than my MacBookPro can handle.

Surah 1 Al.Fatiha (The Opening Chapter)

بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمـَنِ الرَّحِيمِ (1:1   
1:1 In the Name of God, The Gracious, The Merciful.

Surah 11 Hud (The Prophet Hud)
وَلَئِنْ أَذَقْنَا الإِنْسَانَ مِنَّا رَحْمَةً
ثُمَّ نَزَعْنَاهَا مِنْهُ
إِنَّهُ لَيَئُوسٌ كَفُورٌ (11:9  
11:9  And if We Impart to Humanity (Man) a taste (a modicum) of Mercy ( رَحْمَةً  Rahmatan) from Us
and then take it away from them (him);
they (he) abandon(s) all hope (despair)...blaspheme (forget Our Past Favor, revert to infidelity)

Then the possible combinations reading right-to-left, without transposing the numbers:

9;  9:1;  9:11.  91; 91:1.   911.

And, again, since there are only 114 Surahs in the Quran, 911 is not a viable Chapter number, leaving only Surah 9, Verses 9:1 and 9:11; and Chapter 91,  Sign 91:1 as usable substrings in this particular example.

Surah 9 At.Tauba (Repentance)
بَرَاءةٌ مِّنَ اللّهِ وَرَسُولِهِ
 إِلَى الَّذِينَ عَاهَدتُّم مِّنَ الْمُشْرِكِينَ (9:1
 9:1 God and His Messenger Absolve (hold guiltless) those you have made pacts with from among the pagans (idolators, infidels).

فَإِن تَابُواْ وَأَقَامُواْ الصَّلاَةَ وَآتَوُاْ الزَّكَاةَ
 فَإِخْوَانُكُمْ فِي الدِّينِ
 وَنُفَصِّلُ الآيَاتِ لِقَوْمٍ يَعْلَمُونَ (9:11
9:11 Should they repent, and gather to pray, and give to charity;
they are your bretheren in Faith.
And We Separate/Segregate/Partition/Adjudicate/Disentangle/Detail/Itemize/Partition/Spell out...نُفَصِّلُ the Signs (Quranic Revelation) to those who understand/can teach/are knowledgeable/for everyone to learn.

Surah 91 Ash.Shams (The Sun)
وَالشَّمْسِ وَضُحَاهَا (91:1
91:1 And the Sun and its Brilliance/sunshine/luster (var. waking, attention (shedding light on something), clarifies, explicates//its victims/sacrifices)

(If the triune was less than or equal to 114, it would be indicative of using that whole Surah to 'inform the field'; and the numbers do not necessarily have to be a triad, they could be quaternary or longer, as long as the string holds up to the numbering conventions in the Quran. For instance, Surah 17 has 111 verses, so a sequence of xxxxx digits could still make sense in this context, since Sign 17:111 exists, there is a Surah 111,  a Verse 11:17, 11:71, and other sensible substrings).

Taking all the above listed substrings for 119 and transposing Chapter:Verse --> Verse:Chapter yields:

1:1;  19:1;  9:11; 1:9; 11:9; and 1:91

The only viable additional substring to the set established so far is 19:1;

Surah 19 Maryam (The Virgin Mary)
كهيعص (19:1
19:1 kaf. ha. ya. 3'ayn. saad.

The series of 5 Muqati3aat,...  ص ع ي ه ك ...(K. H. Y. 3'ayn. Ssaadd)...

{Aside: added Nov 29, 2012--Good Morning,  Mr. אחד ויחיד  (or א,שהד was it? I can't read it, You Know, I go by pattern recognition).
Frazz Comic Strip
Pattern Recognition 'Really Really False'
Appeared in the January 13, 2013 Los Angeles Times
--isn't it a relief to finally do away with that thing behind Your ear, anyway? Isn't that much better now--so who cares why?  And I am happy to hear You don't care who she is, because You.Know.Who is still asking 'How does she look?'  I think to move things along quicker we should all start agreeing she looks 'good enough,' because just saying, 'beautiful' and 'gorgeous,' doesn't seem to cut it for Him. But, no matter what You all settle on for her looks, I want to be Independently Wealthy!}

Thanks! You heard right--I can be the gorilla in the window and You get to play at Ogee & Take me home--I could use some west and wee wax a shin, at last!

Moving right along...in Arabithmatic terms:

ص  = y

in complex analysis: ع z = rÐj =   ل Ð ي
where:

ي  = φ (an angle)

ه = e (natural log base~2.718...)

ك = r dφ or κ (both the Greek kappa and the Arabic kaf have the same abjid/gematria value==20; so they have equivalence in scientific/arithmetic notation). Another take on what Kaf may mean, in addition to the modern accepted arithmetic usage, is Lam with a Hamza embedded in it: 
laam==ل

kaf==ك

hamza ==ء  which represents the variable d, or just as readily the operation (derivative of  ل dφ );  r dφ

{I hear You. I am sure that You don't intend for me to feel the way I do about hearing you, but I can't help it...BTW, so far the sound checks out great! Can they find better applications for this than making it sound like they are following me around all over town? So, when is the persecution over?}

Back to the quirky math lesson...Just for You! (I know, I know; it's not what you asked for, need or want, but I will give it to You, anyway...How do You like that? So, by the same token, please explain why I keep hearing You say, "Just for you.")


First 
attempt when taking the Bludgeon approach is to make a direct substitution: (I make no representation other than I am guessing at this point & I realized once I got through the problem , I had left out the r in r (cos φ + i sin φ) term, so let's just assume r=1, as in a unit circle).

20~19:1   (e)(φ)  r( cos φ + i sin φ) y

Kaf= κ   is something like     Ha = (e) Ya =(φ) 3ay'n = z SSAAD= y

The Bludgeon Approach: direct substitution:  κ =(e)(φ) r(cos φ + i sin φ) y
assume φ is an angle (in radians) or variable t, the general form; (oops just realized the omission of r in the rÐj term, but rather than rework all this just pretend it's a Unit Circle, r=1)


and alternate form
has roots y= 0;  y =0  or t =0


and the 3D contour graph (mesh) looks like (thanks to wolframalpha.com):

That's right, a Flying Carpet!


Substituting 19:1 in the general form, for the variables in order (phi, or psi or t =19 and y=1):   yields     19 e^(1+i 19)(1)

alternate representation for which:

Note that z= 1, see ع above


...a transcendental number,  with the polar coordinates: 

r = 51.6474, φ = 8.61981 degrees--

what the angle value y = 8.61981 means:

it's an arc length along the Earth's equator of 596 miles (518 nmi, 960 km), 

an arc  length at 45 deg latitude of 422 miles (366 nmi, 679 km)

and correlates to:
~ 0.37 x the tilt of the Earth's axis relative to its orbital plane (~23 deg)
~2.2 x the tilt of the angle of the Leaning Tower of Piza (~ 4 deg)

interesting to note that the numeric value of r = 51.6474 correlates to:

~ 2.2 x  the tilt of the Earth's axis relative to its orbital plane (~23 deg)


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By extension this same relationship κ =(e)(φ) r(cos φ + i sin φ) y and
in context with Surahs 13 Ar.Ra3d (Thunder) and 21 Al.Anbiya (Prophets), Verses 13:41 
and 21:44, respectively (the Quran as a Knowledge Object):
أَوَلَمْ يَرَوْاْ أَنَّا نَأْتِي الأَرْضَ نَنقُصُهَا مِنْ أَطْرَافِهَا 
وَاللّهُ يَحْكُمُ لاَ مُعَقِّبَ لِحُكْمِهِ وَهُوَ سَرِيعُ الْحِسَابِ (13:41 
بَلْ مَتَّعْنَا هَؤُلَاء وَآبَاءهُمْ حَتَّى طَالَ عَلَيْهِمُ الْعُمُرُ 
أَفَلَا يَرَوْنَ أَنَّا نَأْتِي الْأَرْضَ نَنقُصُهَا مِنْ أَطْرَافِهَا 
أَفَهُمُ الْغَالِبُونَ (21:44 
Both verses refer to shorting/reducing/making a gap or shortage نقُصُ in the 'Earth's' extremities, sides, tips, ends, parts or even parties (referring to folks/communities/people) طرف. 
In this case, the function (e)(φ) r(cos φ + i sin φ) y , shows a conspicuous 'clipping' or reduction of the corners in the imaginary contour plot for this function; a definite pattern that emerged when plugging the values 13, 21 or 19 in for the y term, and on cursory examination, the results seem to point to an apparent threshold at values >=9: 
Such that: 13 (e)(φ) r(cos φ +/- i sin φ), or 19 (e)(φ) r(cos φ +/- i sin φ) or 21(e)(φ) r(cos φ +/- i sin φ) produced these type of 3D contour plots:
Imaginary Contour Mesh f(t) = 21 e t r (cos t + i sin t) from 19:1 Muqati3'at
Corners Reduced Per 13:41 and 21:44
Compare to 'Flying Carpet' Above

Imaginary Contour Mesh f(t) = 13 e t r (cos t - i sin t) from 19:1 Muqati3'at
Reduced or Showing Gap at Extremities (parts, corners) Per 13:41 and 21:44
Compare to 'Flying Carpet' Above
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A second approach: 
Assuming the derivative form of κ  as  κ=(e)(φ)r(cos φ + i sin φ) y

For a Unit Circle, the general equation and solution are:


i e.,  k'(φ)) =e(φ) z y == e (φ)(cos φ + i sin φ) y



An ordinary first-order differential equation



the solution for which:

If the radius is not equal to 1 the differential equation  k'(φ) =eφr(e^iφ) *y yields the following general solution:


for simplicity, stick to the unit circle, and keep r =1 st: κ'(φ) = e φ (e ^(iφ))y

then

k(φ) = c1 +[e^(iφ)](e- i*e*φ)y


this function returns a complex solution:


 c1 = k(φ) ,   φ  = -i



and a real solution:



c1 = k(φ) - ye, φ = 0



Interesting, more so, since setting k(φ) = 0, produces a trace c1 reminiscent of the Time Equation, by choosing y carefully:

since c1 = - e^i(φ) [ e - e i φ] y


See Time Equation
Superposition of Sinus Curves
Sine and Cosine




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Sound Check: I hear 'awesome' 'awesome' 'ahhh, sum?"--STOP. Who are you foolin'? I have clearly demonstrated I can't even do high school math, unless you mean Genius, like Daffy Duck, who happens to be a Super Genius!--Just make it easy for me and simply tell me what everyone else does at this level, I will follow suit.

{Honestly, I know You hear me go off on All of You when I get home--evidenced by how what I say in my bathroom at home is in the next morning's syndicated cartoon strip, and You still tittering about 'my wife is gorgeous', 'beautiful', 'genius'---&amp..?}
Non Sequitur Comic Panel
Gorgeous-Like the Grand Canyon~Whilst Gorging On Grapes
Appeared in LA Times Dec 1, 2012

As for You/Him/'We Never been introduced' asking, 'Did you miss me?" 

I don't know, let me hurl the nearest projectile in Your general direction and see by how much
Is that where the first flying saucers came from?

And I am an unmarried woman, so who, if it's me You are alluding to, am I married to? 
Am I a polygamist without my knowing? If it turns out I am still married to my ex in some reformulated format then i can only assume I am in Hell for all eternity and will keep up the silent treatment because I choose not to acknowledge such injustice in my life And hereafter.

That is not to say that I will not take You up on your proposed 'cover marriage' just so my daughter can get that Father she always wanted to spoil her rotten like the princess she deserves to be--never saw anyone work harder than she since such a young age to impress her dad just to have his behavior make me sign on to the 'all men are a!@#@*%s' philosophy.}

Why it matters concerning what this Blog goes on and on and on about (decipher in context):
Right-Hand Side of the Equation
Definite and Indefinite Integrals
How this is applicable to 19:1: 
The most general interpretation of the series of muqati3'at based on the above:














Since here we are considering curvature the most general interpretation of the right-hand side of the equation may not be a straight multiplication, but makes sense in the context of curve parameters:
ie. x, y , and z (meaning the pitch (as in the case for a helix), or simply a third axis (as is the case for azimuth)):

x (t) = a cos (t)
y (t) = a sin (t)
z(t) = bt

st;

(θ)rcos θ
(θ)=±  rsin θ
z (θ) = eθ, where y may be an actual constant value, like 1 or 19, or substitute the y(θ) from the y coordinate, so that  z1(θ) = e*(±  rsin θ)*θ...

Assuming a right-handed circular helix with radius 1, and pitch 2pi*b = 2pi (ey) and using cylindrical parameters 
[r, θ, h] :
r (θ) = 1
θ (t) = t
h (t) = (et)*t =e(t^2)  which seems appropriate in this case since t^2 is analogous to (sin^2 θ); the square of the sine of an angle, essentially the concept of spread in rational trigonometry, or it may possibly still mean et?)

Several interpretations follow:





Parametric Plots v Unwrapping Curves v Sign 19:1

Ichthus v Solar Geometry and Sign 19:1



Parametric curve of the form x = rcos t,  y = r sin t, and z = e*t* y(t);
Here z(t) = e t sin (t)  the crumpling is mitigated near the Origin, where there is 'no crookedness'  (See Sign 20:108)

Parametric curve, Cylindrical coordinates of the form x = 1,  y = t, and z = e*t;
Here the contour maps show no curvature at all, (See Sign 20:107)
Parametric curve of the form x = 1,  y = t, and z = e*t^2;
Here z(t) = e t^2  the flats and the 'mountains/barrows' depicted int the above alternative parametric curves are now sunken due to the emergent parabolilc function z= et^2, or 'bottoming' at the Origin,  (See Sign 20:105)

Superimposed Sinusoids


Surah 88 Al.Ghashiya (The Overshadowing)
أَفَلَا يَنظُرُونَ إِلَى الْإِبِلِ كَيْفَ خُلِقَتْ88:17
وَإِلَى السَّمَاء كَيْفَ رُفِعَتْ (88:18) 
وَإِلَى الْجِبَالِ كَيْفَ نُصِبَتْ (88:19) 

وَإِلَى الْأَرْضِ كَيْفَ سُطِحَتْ (88:20) 
فَذَكِّرْ إِنَّمَا أَنتَ مُذَكِّرٌ (88:21   
....
88:17 Do they ever Consider (See) Rainclouds (الْإِبِلِ, al.abili, borrows from the root a.b.l.h, to be full/wet/forerunner and when put together= rainclouds, or even 'pregnant camel', but in context, it makes more sense if the root is أبله, abl.h, meaning vacant/vacuity/emptiness/gap/space/vapor and var. sod, adj., inanity, vacuum/senselessness, what we would call a 'void') and how they are (it is) Created?
88:18 And the Sky (Heavens) how they are Raised (Elevated)
88:19 And the Hills (Mountains) how they are Erected
88:20 And the Earth how it is spread out (ssutihhut)
88:21 So Remind (them) for you are a Reminder.

Surah 87 Al.A3la (The Most High, Ultimate Power)
سَنُقْرِؤُكَ فَلَا تَنسَى 87:6
87:6 We Recite It (Teach It) to you so that you do not forget.
"What's Wrong?" He wants to know. Here, here, I'll s-p-e-l-l it out for ya so we're all on the same page and we all know what' wrong.
Generalized Gas Compressibility Chart
Note: Isotherm at 20% Compressibility

The Generalized Gas Compressibility Chart above is an example of a generalized compressibility factor graph derived from hundreds of experimental PVT data points of 10 pure gases, namely methane, ethane, ethylene, propane, n-butane, i-pentane, n-hexane, nitrogen, carbon dioxide and steam. Note behavior at z=20% (compressibility factor at a reduced pressure ~1 and that these gases are associated with oil well lighters) and gases used to develop the isotherms which model near ideal gas behavior and what is in a can of one particular air freshener

A less harsh, read less harmful approach, would be to use a benign real world model on deteriorated brains rather than such a toxic exposure to healthy brains.


Need I say more, my math may be questionable, but I think I got the chemistry right--in a nutshell the implication is deliberate and malicious intent to cause harm. 


To which He follows with, "تأكد 085", which means 'be certain', 'ensure' or 'confirm'; Surah 85 Al. Buruj (The Zodiac)-- to the best of my ability, I confirm they are still in the Sky and I got burnt. 
and Sign 08:5--
Surah 8 Al.Anfal (The Spoils of War)
كَمَا أَخْرَجَكَ رَبُّكَ مِن بَيْتِكَ بِالْحَقِّ
 وَإِنَّ فَرِيقاً مِّنَ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ لَكَارِهُونَ (8:5
8:5 Even as Your Sustainer brought you forth from your home in Truth, although a segment of the Believers were averse to it (disliked it). 
That would be True, both instances.
  • In psychology and psychiatry, kappa represents a measure of diagnostic reliability.
  • In biology, kappa and kappa prime are important nucleotide motifs for a tertiary interaction of group II intron.
  • In biology, kappa designates a subtype of an antibody component.
  • In pharmacology, kappa represents a type of opioid receptor.
  • Kappa statistics such as Cohen's kappa and Fleiss' kappa are methods for calculating inter-rater reliability.
Upper-case letter Κ is used as a symbol for:
  • In set theory, kappa is often used to denote an ordinal which is also a cardinal.
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{Addendum: Dec. 4, 2012, so I am to have a sense or get a feel  حس  for 3:79 and 37:9, just in case I missed it. 
Surah3 Al.3'mran 
مَا كَانَ لِبَشَرٍ أَن يُؤْتِيَهُ اللّهُ الْكِتَابَ وَالْحُكْمَ وَالنُّبُوَّة 
ثُمَّ يَقُولَ لِلنَّاسِ كُونُواْ عِبَادًا لِّي مِن دُونِ اللّهِ 
وَلَـكِن كُونُواْ رَبَّانِيِّينَ بِمَا كُنتُمْ تُعَلِّمُونَ الْكِتَابَ 
وَبِمَا كُنتُمْ تَدْرُسُونَ (3:79  
 3:79 It's not likely (apt, possible) that a person whom God has Granted Scripture and Wisdom and the Prophethood that he should afterwards say to people, 'Serve me instead of god.' But (what he said was), "Be faithful servants of the Lord by virtue of your constant teaching of the Scripture and of your constant study thereof."
And from 
Surah 37 As.Saffat (Rangers)
إِنَّا زَيَّنَّا السَّمَاء الدُّنْيَا بِزِينَةٍ الْكَوَاكِبِ (37:6) 
وَحِفْظًا مِّن كُلِّ شَيْطَانٍ مَّارِدٍ (37:7) 
لَا يَسَّمَّعُونَ إِلَى الْمَلَإِ الْأَعْلَى وَيُقْذَفُونَ مِن كُلِّ جَانِبٍ 37:8) 
دُحُورًا وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ وَاصِبٌ (37:9
37:6  Indeed, We Bedecked (Adorned) the Worldly Sky with the beauty of the planets 
37:7 And (they serve as a) Security from every titanic devil (rebellious demon). 
37:8 They cannot hear anything but the Higher Chiefs (Congregation), and they will be pelted/ejected/liabled/slandered/defamed/flung from every direction (side). 
37:9 Stopped (Repulsed), for theirs is a perpetual persecution. 
I don't have to defend myself here, I already covered this almost at the inception. I never took any of this lightly, and the tragedy of it is that I know I wasn't invited to the dance, and I didn't want to come along, either.  
That's why what they did is harram, and I took every measure I could to prevent it from reoccurring--to me or any one else. 
I take it my recently sampling this first hand is just to be sure, but I never contested it and hopefully this hazing will let up as quickly as it set in. I don't believe I am such a titan, but the only rebellion You'll see in me is if I am forced to wake up to that a!@#@*%s--One time through that shi1112 is enough. 
I heard my daughter on the bus today. And my brother in the locker room, and my Dad, someone calling my Mom 'Um Ahmad'. I pretty much know the whole family made it.
So, I take it this reminder is for 'them thar others' edification.
...And my friend Francis keeps cropping up everywhere I plan to be...

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What makes me so special?

I find myself asking myself the very same question.

But my Mother answers me so I don't sound so crazy..."You know, dear, they didn't want a 'virgin', they wanted to read this version--you always had a problem with your annunciation!"

(She thinks it's part and parcel with my poor spelling).

 Here's one example:

Surah 55 Al.Rahman
مُدْهَامَّتَانِ (55:64 
Nearly all accepted translations take this to mean:
55:64 (Gardens, from the context) 'dark green' (in color or of foliage)

And this is my understanding of the same verse Sign 55:64 based on my 'annunciation' (that's right, that would make me a lousy Catholic, too!)

55:64 Its Range Extensive (the maximal range, enduring/endurance interval/or gap...)

Then use Sign 55:64 as angles or velocity/angle or some such combination to maximize the Range! That's if we're talking projectiles (or mystery of alpha).
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